i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
You did what with his pubic hair?
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