There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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