When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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