Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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