fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Randomize
