ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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