i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
