i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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