You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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