it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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