Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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