Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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