i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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