It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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