4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Hippo gnu deer
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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