are you still at the devil's house?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
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