i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize