maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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