I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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