he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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