I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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