she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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