she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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