it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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