meet me or not, i'm out of control
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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