She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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