But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We had to coat check the pizza.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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