I showed him my bush... on skype.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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