just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Randomize
