I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Houston, we have a blender
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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