Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Operation Purity has been aborted
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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