And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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