He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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