he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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