What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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