i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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