The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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