we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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