the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Randomize