I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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