Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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