loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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