i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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