told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
wow bdsm is so cute
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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