Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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