The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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