He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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