Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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