I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
