I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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