and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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