i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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