I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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